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Selasa, 31 Mei 2011

Short Story

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OH MY DOG!

Alphonse was a senior high school student in Small Ville City. His parents were divorced when he was 10 years old. At that time he decided to live with his father because he thought if he lived with his father, he would get a happier life than lived with his mother. But now, he realized that he had chosen a wrong option. His father, Edward, worked as a cobbler. But, Edward was a compulsive gambler, so he squandered all his money in gambling. Edward ordered Alphonse to take a part time job in order to fulfill their daily needs and paid Alphonse’s school tuition.

Alphonse worked as a dishwasher in a small restaurant near his house. He usually worked after school until night. In Sunday, he worked in the morning until afternoon. Alphonse has a close friend in that restaurant, named Romeo. In the restaurant, Romeo worked as a waiter.

In school, Alphonse was a stupid student. He was seldom to studies because he was too busy with his part time job. Also, he usually scolded by his teachers because sometimes he forgot to do his homework.

Alphonse was falling in love with a girl in his class, named Winry. Winry was very beautiful and cute. She was the smartest student in the class. She always got perfect scores in every exam. But, that’s not made her arrogant. Winry was very kind and always shared her knowledge with her friends, including Alphonse. Her kindness and gentleness made Alphonse loves her very much.

One night, Alphonse walked home after worked in restaurant. He brought a fried chicken and a bottle of orange juice which given by his boss in restaurant. The restaurant boss usually gave Alphonse some extra food because he always worked hard. When Alphonse arrived in a bridge, he stopped for a while to rest and refreshed his mind. Alphonse felt very tired. Then he looked at down of the bridge and found a little dog played with its friend near the side of the river. They looked very happy and energetic. Alphonse felt he has gained some spirit when he looked at those dogs. Then Alphonse was smiling while he pinched a small piece of the fried chicken and threw it to those little dogs. Those two little dogs ate the chicken immediately. After that, Alphonse was carry on walked to his house with a smile in his face.

When he was arrived in his house, Alphonse gave the foods to his father, Edward. But, Edward was being mad because the fried chicken was not complete anymore. Alphonse told that he gave a small piece of the chicken to little dogs under the bridge, but Edward didn’t believe his words. Edward guessed his son ate the chicken.

“Call a spade a spade you little liar..! I know you were eating my chicken while you walked home!” said Edward

Suddenly, Edward threw the chicken into Alphonse’s face. Then, Edward slammed the front door and left the house. Edward went to gamble in his friend’s house that night.

Alphonse was very sad. He entered his room and looked outside through his window. He remembered the little dogs under the bridge, played all day without cared any problems. At that time, there was a shooting star. Alphonse made a wish immediately.

“I hope my life is sweet and free as a little dog, so I will never work as a dishwasher again, never do my homework again, and never scolded by my father or my teacher again”, said Alphonse.

After that, Alphonse sat in front of his desk. He took some books and tried to study. But, Alphonse was very tired and sleepy to read those books. His eyes were started to closed. 10 minutes later, he fell asleep in front of his desk.

In the morning, the bright sunshine entered through the window and woke Alphonse up. Alphonse realized that he forgot to close the window last night. Still in sleepy condition, he tried to reach his window and closed it. But, that day, the window was higher and bigger than usual. Realized something weird, Alphonse looked all-around of his room. Alphonse found that all the things in his room were bigger than usual. Then he looked at his body, and he was very surprised! Now he realized all the thing’s sizes in his room were not changes. The only one thing that changes was his body. Alphonse was turn into a little dog!

Alphonse was turn into a brown little dog. Alphonse yelled to call his father, but he couldn’t speak anymore. The only thing he can do was barking. He barked loudly in his room. Disturbed by the noise, Edward came inside Alphonse’s room.

“Damn! Whose dog is it? It makes a loud noise although its body is small. Hey Alphonse! Where are you? Come here! You must kick this dog out of our house! Its bark makes me crazy!” Said Edward

Edward didn’t know that little dog was his son. He looked all-around the house to find Alphonse. In the kitchen, in the bathroom and in the backyard, but he still couldn’t find Alphonse. Suddenly he took a shovel in the backyard and came to Alphonse. Edward tried to hit Alphonse with a shovel. Realized he was in a danger, Alphonse ran away from the house. He ran as fast as he could into the front door, but Edward was chasing him while he still tried to hit Alphonse with a shovel. Fortunately, Alphonse could escape to the outside of the house. But, suddenly Edward threw the shovel and hit Alphonse’s tail.

“Hahaha… Eat that you ugly dog!” said Edward.

Alphonse still ran away. He stopped on the bridge where he saw two little dogs last night. He rested on that bridge and thought what’s happened with him. He remembered that he made a wish while there was a shooting star last night. He wished his life would be same as a little dog. But he didn’t expect to change into a little dog.

“Damn, what should I do?” Alphonse asked himself.

While he was thinking, Alphonse felt his tail was hurt. It was bleeding caused of his father’s shovel. Besides that, he felt hungry. Alphonse didn’t eat anything from the last night. That day was Sunday, and in Sunday, Alphonse should be worked in restaurant from the morning. But that time he couldn’t work because he was in a dog form. Alphonse got an idea. He decided to goes to the restaurant and would steal some foods. Also, He hoped his friend, Romeo, could help him.

When Alphonse arrived at the restaurant, he sneaked to the backdoor. Unlucky for Alphonse, the door was closed. He jumped and tried to reach the door knob, but he couldn’t reach it. Alphonse got an idea. He scratched the door and barked loudly. He hoped someone could hear the noise and would open the door. Suddenly, an old man opened the door. Alphonse looked the old man’s face and he felt he know him. That old man is Marco, the restaurant owner.

“Damn you little dog..! Shut up! I am busy with those customers. Your stupid noise and crazy bark disturb my concentration! Hey Romeo, come here!” said Marco.

“What’s wrong boss?” Romeo asked.

“Please get this dog out of here. Its bark makes me sick. Be quick, or you will be fired!” Marco answered.

“All right boss. Give me 1 minute.” said Romeo.

Romeo took a bucket and then he went to the restaurant’s kitchen. He filled the bucket with some hot water. Suddenly, he poured the hot water in to Alphonse. Alphonse surprised and then he ran away.

“I am sorry little dog. Actually, I didn’t want to pour you with some hot water. My boss forced me to do that or I will be fired.” Romeo said.

Alphonse ran away without knew the direction. He ran away as far as he can. Suddenly, he arrived in front of a bus stop. He stopped at there and then he sat quietly, musing on the events of that day. He was very sad because his father, his boss and his best friend don’t care about him anymore. Also, he was tired, hungry, and injury. His wound got worse caused by the hot water. Alphonse wanted his life back. He didn’t want to be a little dog anymore. Suddenly, he was lying unconscious near the bus stop.

In the evening, rain fell from the sky and made Alphonse awake. With his remaining energy, Alphonse went to the under of a tree in order to covered his body from the rain. Alphonse felt very cold. He felt surrounding of his body trembling. Suddenly, a girl looked at him.

“Ooh… What a poor little dog.” that girl said.

Alphonse knew that girl voice! When that girl took and wiped Alphonse’s body by her handkerchief, Alphonse looked at that girl’s face. Alphonse knew that girl. It was his dream girl, Winry!

Winry took Alphonse in to her house. He gave Alphonse a plate of meat and a bowl of warm milk. Also, she bandaged Alphonse’s wound. Alphonse was very happy because at least, there was someone who still cared about him. That evening, he wasted his time to plays with his dream girl, Winry.

At the night, Alphonse looked through Winry’s room window. He still hoped there would be a shooting star although that night was rainy. Alphonse wanted to make a wish once again and turned his life to normal again. He still waiting until midnight, but there was no shooting star. Suddenly, his eyes were start to closed, and then, he fell asleep.

A few moments later, Alphonse woke up. He woke up in his room, exactly in front of his desk. He looked the clock and it is 3am. Alphonse looked at his body, and he has changed into a human again. Then he looked the book on the desk and his room’s window was not closed. The situation was same as the night before he turned into a little dog.

“Am I returning to the past? That’s impossible… But wait, now I know what happened. That was a dream! I was turning into a little dog just a dream! Oowh… Thanks God.” said Alphonse.

Then Alphonse closed his room window and went to the bed. From that dream, he had learned that although his life was full of problems and obstacles, but he must always be grateful for his life. He promised to study and work harder to changes his life into a better one.

THE END

By: Widhi Yoga Nugraha (1012021058)

Sabtu, 17 April 2010

10 Pemain Sepakbola Dengan Aksi Propokativnya

Diposting oleh Agus 'Kojiro' Yoga

10. David Beckham:

Mantan kapten timnas Inggris ini memang tak lagi disambut hangat saat kembali ke LA Galaxy. Mantan pemain Manchester United ini dianggap tak lagi punya komitmen setelah dipinjamkan ke AC Milan. Tak heran jika fans Galaxy menolak kembalinya Beckham ke Liga Amerika Serikat. Puncaknya terjadi di pertandingan kandang pertama Galaxy. Tak tahan dengan ejekan, Beckham menantang seorang fans untuk berduel. Beruntung tindakan itu berhasil dicegah.

9. Wayne Rooney:

Rooney juga sempat punya masalah dengan fans Inggris. Kejadian itu berawal saat timnas Inggris ditaklukkan Kroasia pada laga kualifikasi Piala Eropa yang digelar pada 2006 silam. Saat itu seorang fans melakukan aksi kencing di lapangan yang langsung dibalas Rooney dengan mengacungkan jari tengah kepada fans tersebut.
8. Nathan Tyson:

Kejadian ini akhirnya berujung dengan sanksi yang dikeluarkan FA untuk kedua tim Nottingham Forest dan Derby County. Namun aksi ini dipicu oleh striker Forets, Nathan Tyson yang mengibarkan bendera tiang sudut dan melambaikannya di depan fans Derby setelah menang 3-2. Tak terima duo Derby Dean Leacock dan Gary Teale langsung mengejar Tyson dan keributan pun terjadi yang melibatkan kedua fans.
7. Jamie Carragher:

Bek Liverpool ini pernah kehilangan kendali saat Liverpool bersua Luton di Piala FA. Saat itu Carragher mendatangi dan menantang fans Luton yang mengenakan wig dan kumis palsu untuk mengejek Carragher. Namun Carragher dapat lolos dari sanksi karena wasit tak melaporkan insiden itu.

6. Emmanuel Adebayor:

Inilah aksi terbaru tindakan provokatif yang dilakukan seorang pemain. Striker Manchester City asal Togo ini terancam sanksi dari FA setelah melakukan selebrasi dengan mendatangi tribun fans Arsenal yang notabene bekas klubnya sendiri. Akibat aksinya itu, seorang steward terluka setelah fans Arsenal terpancing oleh aksi Adebayor. Tak hanya itu, Adebayor juga terancam sanksi tambahan jika terbukti melukai Robin van Persie di pertandingan yang berkesudahan 4-2 buat The Citizens itu.

5. Gary Neville:

Bek Manchester United ini mendapat kritiakn setelah melakukan selebrasi saat bersua Liverpool pada 2006 silAm. Gol kemenangan United lewat Rio Ferdinand diikuti dengan selebrasi berlebihan Neville di depan tribun pendukung The Reds. Neville sendiri akhirnya didenda 5.000 punds oleh FA.

4. Ian Walker:

Kiper Leicester City ini sempat memukul seorang fans Aston Villa pada 2004 silam. Setelah kebobolan gol ketiga dari total lima gol, Walker tersulut emosinya langsung melayangkan pukulan terhadap seorang fans Villa. FA sendiri tidak memberikan sanksi buat Walker.
3. Paul Gascoigne:

Gazza pernah didenda sebesar 40.000 pounds setelah terbukti membuat fans Celtics marah pada 1995 silam. Saat itu, Gazza yang menjadi pemain Glasgow Rangers melakukan aksi cium symbol Loyalist di depan fans Celtic Catholic.

2. Mark Bosnich:

Kiper Australia ini sempat membuat fans Tottenham Hotspur marah besar setelah melakukan aksi ala Nazi di depan mereka. Kejadian ini terjadi saat Bosnich berkostum Aston Villa pada 1995 silam. Akibat aksi ini, Bosnich didenda 1.000 pounds.

1. Eric Cantona:

Inilah maestro penuh kontroversi. Kontroversi yang akan selalu diingat tentu tendangan kungfu Cantona kepada seorang fans Crystal Palace pada 25 Januari 1995 silam. Setelah dikeluarkan karena menghajar bek Richard Shaw, Cantona langsung melakukan tendangan kungfu itu. Akibat aksi itu, Cantona mendapat hukuman larangan bermain selama sembilan bulan dan denda 10.000 pounds.

Semoga Infonya Berguna...

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Schlitzie Surtees, Sosok Terkenal Yang Aneh

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Schlitzie Surtees atau yang lahir dengan nama Simon Metz, terkenal di masyarakat New York's Bronx pada tahun 1901. Dia mengidap kelainan aneh yang disebut Mircocephaly, yang merupakan gangguan yang membuat orang dengan otak yang sangat kecil, juga tengkorak dan tinggi badannya. Schlitzie memiliki kesadaran seorang anak 3 tahun. Dia juga harus mengenakan rok, karena untuk menyembunyikan popoknya, karena tidak bisa mengendalikan hasrat buang air kecilnya.
























Semoga Infonya Berguna...

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Jumat, 16 April 2010

10 Teknologi Yang Terancam Usang

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Teknologi terus berkembang pesat. Tak heran bila ada yang menjadi usang dimakan jaman. Nah, inilah prediksi tentang teknologi yang akan terancam keberadaannya tahun depan. Daftar ini dikompilasi oleh riteler online Pixmania. Berikut urutan 10 teknologi yang disebutkan akan ‘usang’ pada tahun 2010:

1. DVD player
http://htoh.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/dvd-player.jpg

2. Mesin faksimili
http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/2735/1364159mesinfax.jpg

3. TV analog
http://imanfauzansyarief.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/acer-at4220-lcd-tv1.jpg

4. Telepon rumah berbasis kabel
http://ansar63.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/fixphone2.jpg

5. Charger telepon genggam
http://www.2dayblog.com/images/2007/may/solar_charger_2.jpg

6. Wii-mote
http://splat.lili.org/files/splat/images/wiimote_nunchuk.jpg

7. Sat Nav
http://stownend.com/Images/sat%20Nav.jpg

8. Dongle
http://www.itu.dk/~panic/projects/CYBERBLUE-USB-DONGLE.jpg

9. Mouse komputer
https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNW0Zd-nFRKRD4CTb8A5aqwzZL_vfKq6ClLK6q-wan4MF1SMGG-a0r0h2ULP74h5JArRJmdf3Lz7Lsf8loiJimHXAoMcZ22yU2jj06BAiOVdLOyeh5vrOstzbbfNCQzmcSA3_hmSmCL7I/s1600/pirate-mouse.jpg

10. Kartu kredit berbasis PIN dan chip
http://junarto.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/kartu-kredit2.jpg

Teknologi-teknologi di atas akan menjadi usang karena digantikan oleh teknologi yang lebih baru. Contoh, HD video menggantikan DVD, e-mail menggantikan faksimili, layar sentuh menggantikan mouse, sedangkan ponsel menggantikan telepon kabel.

Semoga Infonya Berguna...
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10 Ramalan Kiamat Yang Meleset

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Seiring dengan keyakinan sejumlah orang terkait berakhirnya kalender suku Maya pada tahun 2012 dan diartikan sebagai berakhirnya dunia, National Geographic menyusun sepuluh ramalan kiamat yang pernah muncul dalam sejarah dunia namun tak pernah terbukti.

1. Filsuf Romawi Seneca yang wafat pada 65 SM meramalkan bahwa bumi akan dipenuhi dengan asap tebal dan ditafsirkan sebagai kiamat.
Namun, sebenarnya yang terjadi adalah pada tahun 79 SM, Gunung Vesuvius meletus dan mengubur kota Pompei beserta penduduknya.


2. Banyak penganut Kristen meyakini angka 666 adalah angka iblis, sehingga ketika menjelang tahun 1666, tahun itu diartikan sebagai akhirnya zaman. Namun, pada tahun itu justru terjadi sebuah kebakaran besar yang nyaris meratakan kota London.

sebelumnya Nostradamus sudah meramalkan bahwa London akan terkena bencana

"The blood of the just will commit a fault at London,
Burnt through lighting of twenty threes the six:
The ancient lady will fall from her high place,
Several of the same sect will be killed."

Peristiwa London Fire terjadi pada tahun 1666, namun hanya sedikit orang yang mengetahuinya.

Peristiwa ini benar-benar meratakan London kuno ("The ancient lady") di dalam dinding tua Roma.
Hanya enam korban jiwa yang benar-benar diketahui ("the six" di baris kedua merujuk kepada jumlah kematian),
walaupun mungkin banyak dari penduduk London yang meninggal ketika itu, tetapi mereka tidak tercatat dalam sejarah.

Api dari London Fire bermula dari sebuah toko roti, yang kemudian melahap seluruh kota dalam tiga hari penuh.
Jika penduduk London ketika itu melihat catatan Nostradamus, mungkin mereka dapat selamat dari maut.

3. Munculnya Komet Halley pernah diartikan sebagai akhirnya perputaran Bumi.
Pada masa itu, sejumlah orang yakin ekor komet itu membawa gas yang dapat menghancurkan Bumi khususnya di tahun 1919.
Namun, kenyataannya komet tersebut muncul setiap 76 tahun sekali.

hal ini mungkin dapat disebabkan karena kurangnya IPTEK pada zaman itu
pada saat itu dipercaya bahwa komet Halley akan datang membawa abu dan gas beracun yang akan memusnahkan seluruh spesies yang ada di Bumi

4. Penganut Kristen sekte Kesaksian Jehovah yang didirikan tahun 1870-an pernah meramalkan bahwa dunia akan kiamat pada 1914.
Namun, begitu lewat tahun 1914, mereka hanya mengatakan 'tidak lama lagi'.

5. Bertemunya sejumlah planet pada posisi sejajar sempat diprediksikan sebagai berakhirnya dunia
khususnya pada 5 Mei 2000 ketika Merkurius, Venus, Mars, Jupiter, dan Saturnus berada di jalur yang sama.

hal ini dipercaya pada waktu itu
mungkin karena anggapan bahwa Bumi tidak akan disentuh oleh sinar matahari sama sekali karena tertutup oleh jajaran planet
sehingga Bumi akan mengalami gelap total dan akan memasuki zaman es

6. Pendeta evangelis yang sering muncul di TV, Pat Robertson, pernah meramalkan bahwa pada tahun 1980-an
Yesus akan turun ke Bumi yang disebutnya Rapture dan akan mengakhiri zaman.

7. Masih terkait dengan komet, para pengikut Kristen sekte Heaven's Gate yakin bahwa komet Hale-Bopp yang ditemukan pada 1995 menghantam Bumi pada Maret 1997. Sebanyak 39 pengikutnya melakukan aksi bunuh diri dengan keyakinan bahwa UFO yang membonceng pada komet itu akan menyelamatkan mereka dari kiamatnya Bumi.


8. Dalam bukunya, Ice: The Ultimate Disaster (1997) Richard Noone
memprediksikan bahwa pada 5 Mei 2000, planet-planet akan bersejajar dan kehidupan akan berakhir seiring dengan mencairnya semua es di muka Bumi.

ko bentukny piramid y
apa ada hubunganny dengan freemason ?

9. Menjelang berakhirnya tahun 1999, muncul istilah Y2K pada komputer yang diyakini mempengaruhi semua sistim komputer dunia.
Wall Street Journal memprediksikan bahwa pada 1 Januari 2000 akan terjadi kekacauan yang amat besar setara dengan kiamat di muka Bumi.

jelas ini adalah hoax

10. Ketika terjadi kebakaran pada Mesin Kiamat, Large Hadron Collider (LHC) pada September 2008,
kekhawatiran semakin meningkat terkait upaya proyek raksasa LHC ini yang akan merekayasa ulang penciptaan Bumi.
Jika terowongan sepanjang 27 km, 91 m di bawah tanah Swiss ini meledak, maka bisa menghancurkan bumi.

ada pula yang mengatakan bahwa Bumi kita akan disedot oleh Mini Black Hole yang tercipta dari LHC ini karena LHC juga sempat mengembangkan pembuatan Mini Black Hole demi kemajuan IPTEK
Quote:
"jika proyek Mini Black Hole ini berhasil dikembangkan maka akan tercipta suatu inovasi baru di dunia
yaitu Time Machine" demikianlah yang dituturkan para ilmuwan
anggapan tentang kiamat ini sempat didukung dalam waktu yang sangat singkat karena proyek Mini Black Hole pernah gagal dan hampir meledak (maksudnya disini jika Mini Black Hole tersebut meledak, akan menghisap seluruh isi Bumi)
namun Mini Black Hole tersebut tiba" menciut dan hilang begitu saja
dan juga, katanya siiih
si Abah Nostradamus bisa liat ke masa depan sampe taun 3797.
Apakah ini berarti dunia akan berakhir pada Abad ke 38?


Semoga Infonya Berguna...

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